Theme
10:54pm July 25, 2014
  • Baby: H-H-Ho
  • Parent: home?
  • Baby: Homestuck
  • Parent: Goddamnit
10:54pm July 25, 2014
squid-mammoth:

They know me so well.

squid-mammoth:

They know me so well.

10:52pm July 25, 2014
  • Not Pansexuality: "I don't care about gender!! Gender is meaningless!"
  • Pansexuality: "I understand that gender can be an important part of someone's identity, but it will have no effect on whether I am attracted to them."
10:51pm July 25, 2014

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

10:50pm July 25, 2014

danytheme:

We all like to talk about that “Running like Naruto" phase that all dorky weaboo kids go trough, but what we don not talk enough about is the later “Sitting and eating like L" phase that all dorky weaboo teenagers go trough

10:49pm July 25, 2014

feminist-smaug:

[PUNCHES THROUGH THE WALL] HAVE YOU WATCHED STEVEN UNIVERSE?

[SUMMONS GEM WEAPON] I WOULD LOVE TO TALK ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE

[BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR] WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE

[BLOWS UP HOUSE] STEVEN UNIVERRRRRSSSSEEEEEEE

10:49pm July 25, 2014

feminist-smaug:

we

[SMASHES THROUGH WALL]

arE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

10:49pm July 25, 2014

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

10:48pm July 25, 2014
andrewsatanhussie:

Amazing

andrewsatanhussie:

Amazing

10:44pm July 25, 2014
10:42pm July 25, 2014
  • french teacher: ça va?
  • me: ça va HELLA, et toi?
10:41pm July 25, 2014

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

10:41pm July 25, 2014

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

bloodwort:

frusturbation:

janefondle:

xpsycho:

eatimitationcrab:

setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

This broke my fucking heart.

hey this needs about 16k more signatures

SIGNAL BOOST

10:40pm July 25, 2014

officialsharks:

if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal